Put your shirt back on, ya look like a ROAST CHICKEN !
Aug 12 '02 (Updated Dec 03 '06)
The Bottom Line Ten flat out, Straight up funny movies.
Here's a list a my favorite comedy movies that'll have ya rolling! Just grab a drink, kick back and watch some of these funny movies. Any of these movies will make your day. They are sure to have you crying with laughter :) I hope you enjoy my list of top ten hilarious comedies.
1 Jekyll And Hyde Together Again (1982)
Directed by Jerry Belson
Mark Blankfield as Jekyll and Hyde
Krista Errickson as Ivy
This movie is the funniest flick I have ever seen! You have to have a good sense of humor for this one though!
The devoted Doctor, in search of an alternative to surgery. He whips up this concoction then accidentally gets a good sniff of it while passed out from exhaustion at his work station. Now he goes through a few changes...
He is now a sex crazed wild man! One scene that cracked me up! He wakes up, having NO IDEA where he is, because he is the good Doctor now. He jumps out of bed just to fall flat on his face because his diving flipper's get tangled up in the coat hangers :) If you haven’t seen this movie and you enjoyed American Pie, definitely go rent it!
Runtime: 1 hour 25 minutes
Rated [R]
2. History of The World, Part I(1981)
Directed by Mel Brooks
Mel Brooks as Moses-Comicus-Torquemada-Jacques-Louis XVI
Dom DeLuise as Emperor Nero
Harvey Korman as Count de Monet
Man this movie is Funny.
The movie actually has three parts to it.
The Stone age, The Roman Empire and the French Revolution.
This is Brook's idea of how man has evolved through the centuries :)This is by far my favorite Brooks comedy!
{Quotes}
Marcus Vindictus: Don't you know your right flank from your left flank?
Captain Mucus: I'm sorry sir, I flunked flank.
Marcus Vindictus: You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!
Runtime: 1 hour 30 minutes
Rated [R]
3. American Pie (1999)
Directed by Paul Weitz
Jason Biggs as Jim
Chris Klein as Oz
Shannon Elizabeth as Nadia
American Pie has some of the funniest moments I have ever seen! It is about a group of high school friends and their journey to man hood. They had all made a pact they were all going to lose their virginity before they graduated from high school that year. Their quest for sex will have you crying with laughter!
{Quotes}
Jim: You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
Jim: Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?
Kevin: You want to take this one?
Oz: Like warm apple pie.
Jim: Yeah?
Oz: Yeah.
Jim: Apple pie, huh?
Oz: Uh huh.
Jim: McDonald's or homemade?
Run Time: 1 hour 35 minutes
Rated [R]
4. Grumpy Old Men (1993)
Directed by Donald Petrie
Jack Lemmon as John Gustafson
Walter Matthau as Max Goldman
Ann-Margret as Ariel Truax
Burgess Meredith as Grandpa Gustafson
Lemmon and Matthau are neighbors and best friends. When the lovely Arial (Ann-Margret) moves in across the street they both fall in love with her. She also enjoys the company of both the men. When these two yahoos start after one anther it is some of the funniest comedy you will ever see.
{Quotes}
Max Goldman: Good morning, d!ckhead.
John Gustafson: Hello, moron.
Runtime: 1 hour 45 minutes
Rated: [R]
5. Happy Gilmore (1996)
Directed by Dennis Dugan
Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore
Christopher McDonald as Shooter McGavin
Julie Bowen as Virginia
Carl Weathers as Chubbs Peterson
Happy is a hockey player with a horrible temper! Besides that his skating wasn't that great. What he did have was a swing from hell! He could smack a puck like it'd been shot from a cannon. Retired P.G.A. Champion Chubbs Peterson discovers Happy Gilmore and takes him under his wing.
Happy's hockey temper and poor putting skills are the only thing stopping him from being the P.G.A. Champion! He throws some fits on national TV while playing golf that will have you rolling!
{Quotes}
Happy: Looks like a slight hill, what do ya think?
Caddy: a slant to the left.
Happy: That's because you're only wearing one shoe.
Chubbs Peterson: Golf requires concentration and focus.
Happy Gilmore: Golf requires goofy pants and a fat a$$. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge a$$.
Chubbs Peterson: I'll bet your neighbor the accountant doesn't have a shot at joining the pro tour, and winning the championships. Get that gold jacket like I never got.
Happy Gilmore: Gold jacket, green jacket, who gives a sh!t?
Runtime: 1 hour 35 minutes
Rated: [PG-13]
6 Men In Black (1997)
Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld
Tommy Lee Jones as Agent K
Will Smith as Agent J
Men In Black was a great comedy. Agents K & J are members of a top-secret government agency, (MIB) Men In Black. Their mission is to protect earth from any aliens living on or just visiting earth. Most of the aliens were law abiding citizens, mostly NEW YORK taxi drivers. But every now and then they would come across a real nasty bug! The latest one to show up was going to destroy the galaxy in more ways than one! First he must go through Men In Black.
{Quotes from MIB}
Bug: Put your projectile weapon on the ground.
Edgar: You can have my gun when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
Bug: Your proposition is acceptable.
[After the alien gets his head shot off and it starts to grow back]
Jeebs: You insensitive pr!ck! Do you have any idea how much that stings!?
Kay: Raise your hands and all of your flippers.
Runtime: 1 hour 35 minutes
Rated [PG-13]
7. Nutty Professor, The Klumps(2000)
Directed by Tom Shadyac
Eddie Murphy as Professor Sherman Klump - Buddy Love - Lance Perkins - Cletus 'Papa' Klump - Anna Pearl 'Mama' Jensen Klump - Ida Mae 'Granny' Jensen - Ernie Klump, Sr.
Janet Jackson as Professor Carla Purty
Professor Sherman Klump is working on a youth formula while he teaches at a university. he decides to go ahead and try it on himself. The formula has some serious problems. It turns him into a Jekyll And Hyde! As one he is the big hearted Professor Klump as the other he is the obnoxious Buddy Love. He has to get this formula figured out before Buddy Love ruins any chance he has of marrying
Professor Carla Purty.
{Quotes from Nutty professor}
Father Klump: Put your shirt back on, ya look like a Roast Chicken
Runtime: 1 hour 35 minutes
Rated: [R]
8. Airplane (1980)
Directed by Jim Abrahams, Jerry & David Zucker
Robert Hays as Ted
Julie Hagerty Elaine Dickinson
Lloyd Bridges as Steven McCroskey
Leslie Nielsen as Doctor Rumack
There is a whole airplane full of folks heading for Chicago International Airport. Everyone on the plane gets extremely sick, except former fighter pilot Ted Striker. The only problem is that Ted had lost some pilots in a military operation and had some serious psychological issues and was scared to fly! If this legendary comedy don't have you laughing than nothing will!
{Quotes from Airplane}
McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!
Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur! Oveur.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Dr. Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.
McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.
Runtime: 1 hour 20 minutes
Rated: [PG]
9. Mountain Men (1980)
Directed by Richard Lang
Starring Charlton Heston and Brian Keith
This movie was very underrated! Folks thought it was supposed to be a serious account of the old west. Maybe it was :) Whatever it was supposed to be it is one of my favorite comedies! Hesston and Keith play two old fur trappin mountain men. They encounter everything you can possibly imagine! They constantly argue with each other on weather it's Black feet or Crow Indians following them. Then they run out of Whiskey, this is a bad thing!
{Quotes from The Mountain Men}
Henry: Gotta get some whiskey. If I don't get whiskey soon, I'm gonna DIE!
Henry: you ain't got the brains God gave geese
10. Paint your Wagon (1969)
Directed by Joshua Logan
Lee Marvin as Ben Rumson
Clint Eastwood as Pardner
A farmer and gold prospector team up and head for the California gold fields! One of the first things they do is buy a wife. Then of course they both fall in love with her.
Eventually they do get to do some gold mining but not in the fashion you are thinking of. This old comedy has plenty of whisky, beer, prostitutes, boomtowns and some very creative gold mining!
{Quotes from Paint Your Wagon}
Mrs. Fenty: You should read the Bible, Mr. Rumson.
Ben Rumson: I have read the Bible, Mrs. Fenty.
Mrs. Fenty: Didn't that discourage you about drinking?
Ben Rumson: No, but it sure killed my appetite for readin'!
Ben Rumson: Now, don't tell me you've never been with a woman.
Horton: No, sir I haven't.
Ben Rumson: Well, that, that's terrible! Did you know you could go blind?
Honorable Mention
Animal House
Hollywood Knights
Which way is up?
Blazing Saddles
Hot Shots
There you have it folks. That is my top ten hernia, belly laughing, my side is hurtin movies.
More of my Top-Ten Movie Lists
► Top Ten Westerns
► Top Ten Scary Movies
► Top Ten Comedies
► Top Ten World War II Movies
► Top Ten American Civil War Films
► Top Ten Submarine Movies
► Top Ten Alien Movies
► Ten Most Realistic War Movies
Thank you for the read,
~Mac
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