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Music, Epinions, and Random Thoughts All in Haiku!

Mar 22 '03

The Bottom Line Go read, rate, and leave comments. Enjoy my world-famous poetry!

I'm sure you all are pretty shocked to see that I've actually decided to write something again... Aren't you? :) Anyway, instead of writing just a boring review on some various topic, I've decided to treat you today with some haiku that I hope will bring you some pleasure. Yeah, we all know that they aren't that good, but hey... At least I tried! I've written some about music (and not all of them are accurate [I actually like some of them], I was just kind of in a bashing mood today so why not trash some of today's mainstream artists?), some about my favorite Epinions members, and a few random thoughts.

Please enjoy...



Music-Related

Justin Timberlake
Wants us to rock our body?
What a little perv...

Good Charlotte tells us
In Anthem to be ourselves
How original.

50 Cent a gang-
Sta or a wanksta? Does any-
One really even care?

Pride is all J.Lo
Has? I think not. She has
Million billion bucks.

Two hot girls in love?
That's what T.A.T.U claims to be.
What a big turn on.

Nelly in the Air
Force One? No. Go back to the
Clubs where you belong.

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Epinions-Related

Rianleeann is
A bookaholic with great
Reviews. Check her out.

Aerocat is back!
She writes great rock reviews and
Has has a great profile.

Cartman_2k The
Best pop writer on this site
Go read his reviews.

November-rain The
Sexiest woman around.
Girl, write more reviews!

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Random Thoughts Made Into Haiku

Homework really sucks
Long, boring, time consuming.
Someone make it stop!

Girls are beautiful.
Fun, nice, sweet, and hot
What more could you want?

Isn't it strange how
Your best friends can turn their backs
On you and be jerks?

Well... There you have it. Some of the world's best haiku ever written. I surely hope you enjoyed this roller-coaster of haiku and thought that it was worth your time.

Thanks for reading and please leave comments!

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