Whose kilt is that on the grill? Joining the write-off roast of DrDevience
Aug 27 '04
The Bottom Line "DrDevience Presents The Lord Of The Rings: Looking For A Few Good Kilts ('The Precious')" will be released to theaters soon...
I was working the daywatch out Epinions.Com when the request came in. My name's Don_Krider, I wear a kilt, and a rather large one at that, but that's another story.
You see, we here at Epinions' Security & Morals Division (aka The Music Category) received yet another report about the member known as "drdevience," (http://www.epinions.com/user-drdevience).
Lori has been quite a chore for us to keep an eye on the last three years --- her "behavior," well, we can't talk about it in mixed company and I certainly don't like to think about it (I've found that the act of "thinking" makes my head hurt).
The report came from "iluvbirds," aka Savanna (http://www.epinions.com/user-iluvbirds), who is celebrating a first anniversary here at Epinions and wanted permission to "roast" DrDevience, aka Lori (and a host of other names known to the corporate office). Finding that Epinions' Terms Of Service doesn't say you can't slowly cook another member over an open fire until crisp and tasty, we said, "Let her burn!"
Who is "Doc"? Well, the Epinions' database indicates the good "Doc" was born when a lone star shone brightly in the northeast. Three wise Epinionators --- Larry, Moe and Curly (and sometimes Shemp, I've heard) --- were among the first to offer their trust to her in her early days. She repaid them with numerous "very helpful" ratings and other "favors" --- such activities soon got her a quarter-of-a-million hits and hundreds of folks on her Web Of Trust. You won't believe what she'll do for a Most Helpful rating on her reviews and just ask yourself how she got so many Epinions' "hats" (aka "kilts").
The bottom line (if you look at Doc's profile page, "the bottom line" seems very important, making being the "butt" of our jokes very appropriate): "drdevience" is everything you've read about and more ("much, much more," according to the Department of Justice).
Would I recommend her to a friend? You betcha --- she's cute! She's also locked my first born in her basement at Palatial DrDevience Estates (formerly known as Ft. Lauderdale) in the hope of getting kinder comments from this roaster.
If you'd like to make a statement or two in this ruleless, ruthless write-off/roast, the complete details are here: http://www.epinions.com/content_4064452740 (me, I just say "Kudos!" to Doc ("please release my child") for her years of fine work here and congratulations to Savanna on her upcoming one-year anniversary at Epinions!
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Epinions.com ID:
Don_Krider
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 in Music, Electronics, Musical Instruments |
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Member: Don Krider
Location: USA
Reviews written: 301
Trusted by: 1005 members
About Me:
Fan of power pop (Raspberries, Badfinger, Cheap Trick, The Knack, Romantics, Slade,Sweet...) --- "Play On"!!!
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