Beauty is skin deep... but ugly goes all the way through - Beauty W/O
Jul 17 '05
The Bottom Line "My god you're ugly" - John Cleese in Fawlty Towers
For those of you who have read some of my previous survey w/o entries, you know where this will end up. If you haven't, consider yourself warned.
Three days ago: "#^&%@*^%! there's another damn write-off going on, it's invaded my alerts!"
Two days ago: "Some of these entries are amusing."
One day ago: "Crap, my friend entered. NO, I am NOT joining in!"
Today: "Screw it."
1. What is your favorite perfume/cologne?
Dunno if I have one, I rarely wear any. CKbe is nice and I rather like Eternity also. My favourite smell would be a puppy, (awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww) except right after it pooped. That and strawberries. In bed. The berries, not the puppy.
2. Do you self-tan, sunbathe or get yours from mowing the lawn?
None of the above, I never go outside. I even get my wine delivered... be a dear and pour me another glass, please? Hey, at least I have no tan lines.
3. How long does it take you to get ready to go out on the town?
Depends... is it a working night?
4. Where would you go out-on-the-town?
Depends... if it's a working night, lots of cheap motels.
5. If you had the opportunity to have plastic surgery on one part of your body, which would it be?
I'd get bigger boobs (the only time I had big ones was when I was breast feeding the kids) and a penis (doubles the income opportunities.)
6. How often do you have a full body massage and by whom?
Never... except in my dreams from a few epinionators.
7. Do you prefer The Body Shop, Bath & Body Works or Walmart?
Body Shop because I admire their ethics. Walmart because that's what I can afford.
Why yes, thank you, I do need a refill. Are you trying to get me tipsy?
8. How many bathing tools are in your shower/tub now?
A hammer, a screwdriver and a wrench. No, I'm not saying what I do with them. I can't count the vibrator since I'm scared of being electrocuted... most accidents do happen in the home after all.
9. Which bath soap/body wash do you prefer?
If you wash my back, I don't care what you use.
10. Are you blonde, brunette or redhead and is it natural?
Where exactly? The carpet doesn't match the drapes.
11. What is your skin type?
Human.
12. Boxers, BVD’s, granny, bikini or thong?
On me or someone else? If I'm home.. none. If I'm out... depends on whether I'm wearing a mini dress.
13. What part of the body of the opposite sex attracts you the most?
Opposite sex - honest eyes, a nice smile, a large wallet and hands so they can pour more wine. Same sex - boobs as long as they aren't monstrous.
14. What part of the body of the opposite sex attracts you the least?
Body hair. If I had my way, every man would be completely hairless from the neck down (and some would be that way all over.)
15. What do you consider to be your best physical asset?
I'd say my sense of humour and dirty mind but those aren't physical so.... I have long legs (and they go allll the way up.)
My apologies to Julie. For the real entries, take a look here.
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Member: Caroline
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