Happy Birthday WilliamPinn
Aug 10 '07 (Updated Aug 13 '07)
The Bottom Line Thur is no bottom line, juss com'on in and give away sum birfday wishez.
Misspelled words and bad grammar in this review are done on purpose to simulate the western dialect of me for the day. Hehe.
I dun met my buddy pin cuppla moons ago. He took me under his wing, when nobody else dun wanted to. I wuz writin this here review for this here very site, and turned out not too many’uh people agreed with the way I dun went and wrote it.
Insteadda bein all snooty bout’ it Pinn the good guy he is went and told me to hang on in thur, and things’ll be fine.
From that day on out, I dun went and dubbed him EpiGod.
Aside from his warm welcomin’ nature he sure is one funny guy. If you take thu time to go’n take uh look, you’ll see juss what Oh’m talking bout.
Now don’t be scurred by that upside blue piture he dun posted on his page. Go on, go say howdy, he don’t bite none.
Find Willy By Clickin Hyre Gow’on, don’t be shy none.
Yah see, thu reason I’s sendin’ you to go and check em’ out is because if yah have any kindness in ya heart you will gowon ova and say Happy Birfday William. Yup, on August Therteenfh this rootin tootin jolly good fellar is celebratin his birftday.
I did nart wanna ask em his age, cus he might be onna them sensitive types. You know, it’s my pardy and I cry if I warnt to. I don’t wanna see my good pal in tearz, so I dun left the qwestion lone.
Seein how I only made me a few pennies this year on this here site, I was thinking I’d write up on heyre and mention such a fine looking fellar, in hopes that he would take this here piece as a present enstead.
Whut I was gun getcha good buddy wuz a new bike, I dun hear through the grapevines you like to cycle round a lot. Fabricio though, he dun told me that he’d rathur see yah in a thong…but I dun told him you just don’t roll thart way. Try not tah be mad now kay, he really means no harm.
MZ than dun told me you wuz thinking bout shavin that thur mustash off from yer upper lip. So I was gun send you a razor. But then I dun went and used it on my legs, which I gyess wus sortta selfish…but honest, I had good intenshins. Truly I did.
Well I ended up comin to thu pardy giftless, and I’m feelin sortta blue bout it, so I juss wantit to pologize Pinn.
Now that thatz out the way, lemme move on and share sommuh mah finest Pinn momentz.
One time he dun writ bout wieners. I dun larfed so hard Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk. I lernt how to Hyuk Hyuk cuz Pin dun showed me you kin write yer revewz on something and it don’t have to be borin none. Then one time he dun a revew on a plunger, you dun never think anyone would write no revew on uh plunger, but Pinn he done did it, and lord I been larfin ever since. If ya’d like tah take a look at it Gow’on an click hyre. Funnie rite? Yuv juss gotsta see this won if yah thought that won wuz funny, then just taker look at whut this comic genyiss wrote about when he wrote a reyvew on geomitry fer dummie. Yee-haw!
I juss cayn git nuff!
Ayside frum Pinn bein the funnyest fellar I dun ever met, he also has a softer side, and when he sees somthin he dun like; like whens people be gangin up on other people he dun comes to thar defence! He’z like a hero here on thu syte, and a greyt frend off thu syte! Whut I love most about my upsyde down blue frend is thart hez honest, and not fraid to tell it lyke it iz.
Pinn is sucha great person that if yah git to know him some, one day he may even enclude you in oneuhu hiz reyvews, and you gun feel so speshill. Look at whut he dun wrote bout me! this here was my birfday pardy he dun plan’t it was sure a big surprise.
Anywayz, weyre plannin’ a big surprize pardy for him here in my commentz sexshin. So come on in and give yer wishes, and make shure yah bring somfin… cus yah know... I only gots a few sents.
Happy Birthday William Pinn. I’m 13 days early… but we had to start this one in advanced… and celebrate it all month long.
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