The Breathe Right Fairy Tale....
Written: Sep 08 '00
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Pros: none
Cons: price, non effective
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| Kelamandasmom's Full Review: Breathe Right Nasal Strips |
Here is a short story. Once upon a time, Queen Kelly was trying to sleep. She tried and tried, but to no avail. Was there a pea under her stack of mattresses? No, of course not! It was just King Rob, the King of all snorers! Ahh yes, King Rob snored! Why, he snored so loudly that he woke up the fair Princess Amanda from time to time, and Princess Amanda was two rooms away!
So, one day, the fair Queen (that's me far anyone who is lost!) decided that her husband, the fair king, needed some relief for his snoring. After all, the queen tried to smother him with his own pillow.......Somehing had to be done! The queen saw a television commercial for Breathe Right Strips. Off to the store she went, to relieve her king's affliction!
After several minutes in the royal pharmacy, the queen forked down $12.99 for the Breathe Right Strips. Upon further inspection of the box, the queen realized that the size of the Breathe Right Strips were a small to medium. That being the only size the royal pharmacy had, she bought the box, hoping for a miracle.
That evening, the fair king tried on the Breathe Right Strips. "This strip is too small." said the king. Knowing that there was a larger sized Breathe Right Strip, the queen sent the king to the royal pharmacy across town for the larger size strip. Upon returning, the king mumbled $11.99, they better work! Hoping they would, the night began.....
"This strip is too big!" cried the king! Too big, too small, screw it, just wear the strip! so, with that, the king went to bed. The next morning, the king found the queen curled up in the corner rocking back and forth. The poor queen hadn't slept a wink all night. And the king, being the heavy sleeper he is, never heard the queen cry, scream, or feel her punches on his shoulder.
All in all, the queen and king came to a compromise. The queen would go to sleep 20 minutes before the king, so that she could be asleep before he comes to bed. The Breathe Right Strips were never heard from again.......THE END!
The moral of the story is........Be smart! Read epinions on the product before you buy it! If I did, I never would of wasted $24.00 !
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