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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth ... (Reply to this comment)
by beckytcy
Are you drunk right now?
No. I need to drive to the hotel where my parents are staying.
~Sober Becky
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May 24 '03
2:21 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth ... (Reply to this comment)
by mfunk75
Beck-
I was drunk. I put some clothes in the washing machine before going out, and when I came back from the parties, I put the clothes in the dryer. Wasn't that perfectly obvious?
Are you drunk right now?
-oblivious mike
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May 23 '03
6:44 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth ... (Reply to this comment)
by beckytcy
Dirrrty Mike,
Let me get this straight: is it you that is drunk, or the laundry itself.
I was drunk. I put some clothes in the washing machine before going out, and when I came back from the parties, I put the clothes in the dryer. Wasn't that perfectly obvious?
~Ms. Clean
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May 22 '03
12:19 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth ... (Reply to this comment)
by mfunk75
Beck-
The rest of my life right now involves drunken laundry.
Let me get this straight: is it you that is drunk, or the laundry itself. They say washing your hair in beer is good for it, but I never heard of someone washing their clothes in it.
You Americans and your crazy customs.
-dirty mike
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May 21 '03
8:55 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth a million in prizes (Reply to this comment)
by mfunk75
Dis Remedy-
Let me know if you start feeling an uncontrollable urge to pronounce words correctly.
Noop. Not yite. Kep treeing.
surely Kevin McDonald isn't that evil. He does have crazy hair, though.
Sir Simon Milligan might argue with you regarding Kev's evilness.
http://www.geocities.com/kids_inthehall/simonhec.jpg
lazy afternoons, between reruns of "Full House" and "Out of This World."
Now that's evil! [shudder]
Now that's a good argument in favor of Canada.
Yes. Yes it is.
-mikey jeremiah
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May 21 '03
8:53 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth a million in prizes (Reply to this comment)
by beckytcy
Hurrah! Now you can get started on THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! (heh)
The rest of my life right now involves drunken laundry (apparently).
Clean Becky
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May 20 '03
11:32 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth a million in prizes (Reply to this comment)
by disinclined
Mike,
Whoops, didn't see the P.S.
p.s. Living in downtown Toronto, one is likely to run into an ex-Degrassi kid every so often.
Now that's a good argument in favor of Canada. You don't see many washed-up 80s sitcom actors here in Reno. Or if you do, they won't admit it.
All the way with Stephanie Kaye! (and Stephanie P., too)
That Stephanie P. is a slut. Don't touch her with a 10-foot pole. I heard she has, like, gonorrhea and genital warts or something. And one time she did it with Bobby Johnson out behind the bleachers during soccer practice. Like, grody.
dis
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May 20 '03
10:27 am PDT
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Re: Re: Depp is worth a million in prizes (Reply to this comment)
by disinclined
Degrassi Junior Mike,
I don't know if treats can be successfully transmitted through my low-low-low-speed modem, but I'm going to try pushing some Milk-bonz into my D: drive and see if that works. Let me know if you start feeling an uncontrollable urge to pronounce words correctly.
And giving special attention to all scenes that feature Dave Foley in a dress, and Kevin McDonald not at all.
Dave Foley is my favorite, but surely Kevin McDonald isn't that evil. He does have crazy hair, though.
Degrassi rulz!
To be perfectly honest, Degrassi wasn't one of my very favorite shows during my TV-intensive adolescence. I just remember that my friends and I would sometimes half-watch it in the lazy afternoons, between reruns of "Full House" and "Out of This World." Those were the days, eh? But Degrassi's theme song is permanently etched into my brain.
punky disster
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May 20 '03
10:24 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth a million in prizes (Reply to this comment)
by mfunk75
Disgrassi-
Which was my basis for suspecting the technique could be successfully applied to Canucks.
Can said techniques be applied through, say, high-speed modem lines? Do your worst, if you can.
The ounly redeeming value ouf Canada, tou the American mind, is a) the "aboot" thing, and b) Kids in the Hall. Ouh, and c) Degrassi Juniour High, I guess.
a) I agree wit'chu.
b) Minus the dreaded Chicken Lady, of course. And giving special attention to all scenes that feature Dave Foley in a dress, and Kevin McDonald not at all.
c) A couple of night ago, the CBC re-ran (for what might have been the thousandth time), the post-Degrassi TV-movie School's Out. You know, the one where Joey spends the summer boinking Tessa while lying to Caitlin, where Wheels buys an old station wagon and ends up killing a little kid and blinding Lucy with it, and where Snake strikes out over and over again with the girlies. I think, besides Citizen Kane, this is the most important movie ever made.
You think I'm being sarcastic, but I'm not. Degrassi rulz!
-mike
p.s. Living in downtown Toronto, one is likely to run into an ex-Degrassi kid every so often. I once saw Spike working at a thrift shop. And that chunky chick who was student council President? Ran into her at the art gallery. And I once had a class with the guy who played Alex (the bespectacled nerd).
All the way with Stephanie Kaye! (and Stephanie P., too)
I’ll stop before this gets out of hand…
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May 20 '03
6:08 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth a million in prizes (Reply to this comment)
by disinclined
Mikeish Terrier,
I keep getting the dreaded The page cannot be found whenever I try that page. Can you summarize the salient points for me? I'm curious as to what it's all aboot.
Hmm. Terribly sourry - it wourked when I tested it last night. Well, it was all aboot houw to teach oune's doug to say "AHH-RAHH-ROO." The gist was that a) coupious treats should be handed out at all stages of the process, and b) it takes nearly superhuman reserves ouf patience. Which was my basis for suspecting the technique could be successfully applied to Canucks.
But why would we Canucks want tou wipe out what is, in essence, the source ouf our charm? I.e. our inability prounounce certain wourds. That, and our insistence oun adding superfluous 'u's after 'o's, is what fourms our natiounal identity.
Nou, nou. The ounly redeeming value ouf Canada, tou the American mind, is a) the "aboot" thing, and b) Kids in the Hall. Ouh, and c) Degrassi Juniour High, I guess. But that's basically it.
101 dismatians
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May 19 '03
12:44 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth a million in prizes (Reply to this comment)
by mfunk75
Disindoggy-
I keep getting the dreaded The page cannot be found whenever I try that page. Can you summarize the salient points for me? I'm curious as to what it's all aboot.
I couldn't find anything on "How to Teach Your Canuck To Say 'About'". I guess nobody's managed to do it yet.
But why would we Canucks want tou wipe out what is, in essence, the source ouf our charm? I.e. our inability prounounce certain wourds. That, and our insistence oun adding superfluous 'u's after 'o's, is what fourms our natiounal identity.
-old dog mike
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May 19 '03
9:28 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth a million in prizes (Reply to this comment)
by disinclined
Scrappy-Mike,
Here's a little something you might find useful:
http://a4.grp.yahoofs.com/v1/0GTIPsmeD0gumrvI0k0xol-UAiV2QC8juB7gKf2YptXLXgpoEJqfae9swWRTOQamUmqfs2K56IhPwSvHhkthkiXDOVA/TeachYourDogToTalk.txt
I couldn't find anything on "How to Teach Your Canuck To Say 'About'". I guess nobody's managed to do it yet.
distery machine
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May 18 '03
10:38 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth a million in prizes (Reply to this comment)
by mfunk75
Becky-
My academic career is over! Last exam has been handed in!
Hurrah! Now you can get started on THE REST OF YOUR LIFE! (heh)
Did you see the segment where they asked him if Colbert was a French name and he called the guy a douchebag?
I did not. But rest assured, if our mutual affection of Monsieur Colbert ever comes to fisticuffs, little Becky is going to have to get the beat-down. I'm not messing.
-playa hata mike
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May 17 '03
8:41 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth a million in prizes (Reply to this comment)
by mfunk75
Disinshaggy-
Aww, that's okay. It's kind of cute when Canucks try - and fail - to say "about." Like when people try to train their dogs to say, "I love you," and it comes out "AHH-RAA-ROOO!"
I'll not have you comparing my countrymen to a gaggle of pathetic little Scooby-Doos. I won't. That's not what we're all aboot (dammit!).
Hey, urinating across the border is one thing, but ejaculating is quite another. We don't want your Canadian man-juice staining our amber waves of grain!
I was going to say something along the lines of, "My man-juice is as pure as the first snow of a Canadian winter, and would not have left not a stain, but instead a divine glowing aura," but I figured this thread had degenerated too far as it is. At least I know when to show restraint.
-mike
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May 17 '03
8:38 am PDT
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Re: Re: .......... (Reply to this comment)
by Vormancian
Pretty much. And, I suppose if you were to say that I was really cool and so on.
Smarty alek.
Cheers!
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May 17 '03
7:28 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth a million in prizes (Reply to this comment)
by beckytcy
Do my favourite next: Sisyphus!
My academic career is over! Last exam has been handed in! This is senior week, so I'm not talking about anything intellectual until after May 25th.
(I *heart* Stephen Colbert)
Me, too! Did you see the segment where they asked him if Colbert was a French name and he called the guy a douchebag? I love his overly serious demeanor. Are we gonna have to fight over him?
Becky, Senior Political Analyst
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May 16 '03
4:34 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth a million in prizes (Reply to this comment)
by disinclined
Mike,
Well, I try to say "about", but I've been told recently that it does sometimes come out as "aboot". I hate living up to stereotypes, but what can I do?
Aww, that's okay. It's kind of cute when Canucks try - and fail - to say "about." Like when people try to train their dogs to say, "I love you," and it comes out "AHH-RAA-ROOO!"
I think I already blew my load (pun intended) with that "Buffalo" joke.
Hey, urinating across the border is one thing, but ejaculating is quite another. We don't want your Canadian man-juice staining our amber waves of grain! That's just unsanitary.
dismayed
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May 16 '03
10:52 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth a million in prizes (Reply to this comment)
by mfunk75
Disinboot-
Do you really say "aboot"? Heh. You crazy Canucks. You just crack me up.
Well, I try to say "about", but I've been told recently that it does sometimes come out as "aboot". I hate living up to stereotypes, but what can I do?
You may proceed with your banal, post-jury-duty, urine-related knee-slappers
I think I already blew my load (pun intended) with that "Buffalo" joke. "Joke" being a relative term.
-mikey macaroon
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May 16 '03
9:47 am PDT
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Re: .......... (Reply to this comment)
by mfunk75
Marc-
So the best way to get an MH out of you is to quote -- and link to -- you? I'll remember that in the future. ;)
Any requests for a film you want me to "DO" next?
Thanks for your generosity. Glad you liked it.
-mike
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May 16 '03
9:43 am PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth a million in prizes (Reply to this comment)
by disinclined
For the benefit of Mr. Mike,
I don't know what you're talking aboot, eh?
Do you really say "aboot"? Heh. You crazy Canucks. You just crack me up.
I thought you'd written "peeing across the border".
Sorry, "peering" was a typo. I did in fact mean to type "peeing across the border." You may proceed with your banal, post-jury-duty, urine-related knee-slappers.
Sgt. Dis's Lonely Hearts Club Band
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May 15 '03
9:54 pm PDT
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.......... (Reply to this comment)
by Vormancian
I think my third MH, and well earned. Most of the things I would have said myself, and probably said better.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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May 15 '03
7:46 pm PDT
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Re: uhm... (Reply to this comment)
by mfunk75
Nongling-
Next time you're called for jury duty...bring a better bloody book.
Too late. Was sprung this aft, after finishing two books and several dozen long naps. Only got to see the inside of one courtroom. Which is just jim-dandy fine by me.
-mike (no longer juror #24886…)
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May 15 '03
6:35 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth a million in prizes (Reply to this comment)
by mfunk75
Disinbeatle-
Shoot, I didn't realize your lousy exchange rate applied to education, too. No wonder you guys can't even learn the right way to say "about."
I don't know what you're talking aboot, eh? Our tuition fees our less because of government subsidization. Hurray for higher taxes!
As well you should be, peering across the border at us.
My tired eyes deceived me momentarily. I thought you'd written "peeing across the border". I was going to reply, "It's just our feeble attempt to put out all the fires in Buffalo." Or something equally as banal.
I was shivering inside…
-mike
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May 15 '03
6:34 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Now who's being ironic? (Reply to this comment)
by mfunk75
Chrisp-
I wonder if Depp can spell 'sell out'?
You could, so I don't suppose it's that hard at all. [barump-bump]
Here, now let me anticipate your ever-witty retort:
GRRRRRRRXRRRRRR
-mike
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May 15 '03
6:30 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth a million in prizes (Reply to this comment)
by disinclined
Jealous Mike,
I guess you get what you pay for, no?
Shoot, I didn't realize your lousy exchange rate applied to education, too. No wonder you guys can't even learn the right way to say "about."
And, to clear this up once and for all, I am always jealous, no matter the situation.
As well you should be, peering across the border at us. Everybody knows God loves America best. That's why we win all the wars.
Trying to catch your eyes,
dis
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May 14 '03
8:13 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Now who's being ironic? (Reply to this comment)
by Simply_Crispy
Dude, I try to come up with my own material. But other people's stuff is just so good, and plus it's already written. Very tempting, as you well know.
Yeah, I can sympathise. Hell, why bother doing all the hard work when others can do it for you? A bit like sex, then.
Also ironic is your choice of title, for … you too will wind up a dead man.
Won't we all, eventually?
Too philosophical for this time of night (22:16 here in the Uk folks) so I'm just going to pretend that you made such snide remark and get really mad at you instead.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
There.
Isn't he doing Pirates of the Caribbean next? Then what, a version of the 'It's a Small World' ride? Talk about auto-pilot
Most probably. That way he'll be finished just in time for panto season at Christmas. I wonder if Depp can spell 'sell out'?
Sod this, I have an exam tomorrow, I'm off to sleep. Bon nuit
Chris
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May 14 '03
2:18 pm PDT
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Re: Now who's being ironic? (Reply to this comment)
by mfunk75
Chrisp-
Oh look at that, in your first paragraph (your very first one!) I see you again quoting from other people's work. Granted, it's a step up from the out and out plagiarism that you usually sink to, but still... can't you come up with your own material?
Dude, I try to come up with my own material. But other people's stuff is just so good, and plus it's already written. Very tempting, as you well know.
Also ironic is your choice of title, for … you too will wind up a dead man.
Won't we all, eventually?
Will be intrigued to see Depp's performnance myself, because ever since the otherwise awful Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas he seems to have been on auto-pilot.
Isn't he doing Pirates of the Caribbean next? Then what, a version of the 'It's a Small World' ride? Talk about auto-pilot.
-mike
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May 14 '03
1:52 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth a million in prizes (Reply to this comment)
by mfunk75
Beck-
Wow! You're like a freakin' Greek Tragedy rolodex. Do my favourite next: Sisyphus!
Did you see how they changed the maple leaf to a cannabis leaf on the Daily Show last night? That ruled.
I haven't seen the DS all week, and am starting to get withdrawl symptoms.
-mike (I *heart* Stephen Colbert)
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May 14 '03
1:48 pm PDT
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Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Depp is worth a million in prizes (Reply to this comment)
by mfunk75
Dis-
So if ownership doesn't imply use or personal tastes, how can you mock me for owning a cookbook?
I mock anything that moves, that's why.
I think you're just jealous because you secretly know that American universities offer a higher-quality education, complete with the classics.
I guess you get what you pay for, no? And, to clear this up once and for all, I am always jealous, no matter the situation.
-mike was dreaming of the past, and his heart was beating fast
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May 14 '03
1:46 pm PDT
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Now who's being ironic? (Reply to this comment)
by Simply_Crispy
Oh look at that, in your first paragraph (your very first one!) I see you again quoting from other people's work. Granted, it's a step up from the out and out plagiarism that you usually sink to, but still... can't you come up with your own material?
Also ironic is your choice of title, for I assure you that if you do go ahead and print of two-star review of The Others, and/or continue your attempts at belittling me, you too will wind up a dead man.
Now, bullshit machoism aside, what I really want to say is that this is a brilliant review of a film I've heard zip, nada and bugger all about. Will be intrigued to see Depp's performnance myself, because ever since the otherwise awful Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas he seems to have been on auto-pilot.
Good on yer, Mike. Another Vh for you from me (hate it when I have to do that)
Chris
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May 14 '03
12:34 pm PDT
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