galileo365's Full Review: Drakkar Noir Deodorant Stick 2.5oz
Hey guys,, if you ever want to see the chick you met at the bar EVER again,, DON'T SPRAY THIS ON HER! I met this one dude at the bar one night and I noticed his fragrance was a bit on the overdone side. I asked what the scent was he was wearing and the moron whips out the bottle from his pocket and then sprayed it on my vest. (The one I wear in my photo) I wear this vest when I go out and washing the thing is a real pain because of the patches buttons and other stuff on it.
Well,, it's been two weeks and a washing and the scent is STILL on my vest! I HATE DRAKKAR ANYTHING and now my beloved vest smells of this nasty overdone stench they try to pass off as a fragrance.
In my opinion,, this cologne should be renamed to "Eau de MORON" Why??? Because I noticed that no matter how hot looking the wearer is of this cologne is,, odds are he's a f#*king moron! Yes,, there are rare instances when the wearer isn't one,, but those odds are very slim!
Now,, this guy probably would LOVE to have an actual date with me,, but since he did what he did,, the odds of him getting a date are about as likely as him winning the Mega Million lottery! (Unless he DID win the lottery,, then the topic of a date and possibly a second date would be up for discussion)
Drakkar Noir is a very strong scent that doesn't dissipate ever! My vest has been washed and other colognes applied to mask this hideous stench, but the stuff over powers anything I have.
This scent would be the kind you'd envision on one of them obnoxious disco type dudes with the open polyester shirt and a bunch of gaudy looking gold chains. This stuff is liquid date repellent! I shudder to think about how p!ssed off I'd be if I had been wearing my leather jacket when he sprayed that cr@p on me. I think that would be worthy of retaliation. I'd have had to go out and find a dead skunk to throw in his car!
A word to the wise. NEVER spray this crap on ANYONE! Not even yourself!
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