I'm not going back until I die.
Written: Jun 04 '00
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Pros: What pros it's Hell!
Cons: The burning agony, the eternal torment, the loss of your soul, the devil...
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| Dragontits's Full Review: Hell |
What is there to say about hell? It's hot. The cost is your soul. Than again think of it this way. Your in Arizona at the hottest time of the year, you never have to work again, and the devils not such a bad guy. You could say that. Or you could say that Hell is the worst place you could ever be, i's like someone is ramming a hot poker in your eyes every second, and the Devil rapes you.When I went to hell it was not fun. How did I get there and come back to tell? Here, is my story:
It was a day like any other, except for I was surrounded by screaming banshees and red-hot FLAMES! Wait let me back up a minute. Okay, I was vacationing in the Cayman Islands, when suddenly, I had like, a heart attack or something, but I didn't die. I just sort of, got up, and walked away.
It was like I was posessed by the devil,(no joke!) except for I could see where I was going. I went into a type of warehouse and than proceeded to go down to the basement. There I met "him," The Devil. He said "Yury, I'm a little disapointed in you. I have heard recently that you have stopped believing in me and my buddy God." I said it wasn't true but he wouldn't believe me.
Anyway, they dragged me down there and wouldn't let me leave until I was punished. What are these unspeakable horrors they made me endure? I'll tell you. They made me watch TRL videos till my eyes bled. I'll tell you right now how many hairs are on Britney Spears's head in the video Oops... I did it again.
After 3 months of this grueling torture, the Devil had a talk with me. " Yury," He says to me, " We made a little mistake. It turns out it wasn't YURY, we were looking for, it was HARRY!" I was mad. He than allowed me to leave. As I was leaving The Dvil shouted ou to me " See you in 13 years!"
What's that supposed to mean?
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Member: Yury Suponitsky
Location: Eagan, Minnesota where I have a nice little apartment up your ASS!
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