Gigli

Pros: Jennifer Lopez isn't half bad...
Cons: The part of the movie with Al Pacino was irritating.

Preamble Ben and Jen. Every entertainment magazine and tabloid rag screams their names. Be ...

Pros: Justin Bartha, the comedic moments that were MEANT to be funny
Cons: everything else

Gigli. No, not giggly. Gigli. It rhymes with really. Had enough already? Well I am just getting started with my review of what was voted to be the worst movie of 2003. However, if you are expecting to be reading a review that denounces everything ...

Pros: It's not as bad as they say. Brian is a riot.
Cons: What in the name of all that does not suck is Al Pacino doing?

I don't know what I'm more sick of, hearing about Ben and Jen, or hearing about how sick everybody e ...

Pros: Brian, eye candy
Cons: See my list.

If I hear enough times that a movie is really bad I just have to see. Call it sick obsession but I just have a deep curiosity for movies that are considered by most people to be bad. So when I heard Gigli was bad of course I just had to see it. Two ...

Pros: some spots are funny. some spots have excellent writing.
Cons: plot is weak, frail, debilitated even.

Sometimes I get sad that MTV cancelled that inane show fanatic - because God (along with a lot of my ...

Pros: um. um. um...
Cons: i watched it.

I've braved the cinematic roughland that is Gigli and I've lived to tell my tale. I come bearing news you might not want to hear though: it's not that bad, not in a way that nearly every single review has lambasted it, not bad enough that i ...

Pros: Lopez, Affleck, Pacino and Walken.
Cons: Poor script, lousy acting, wasted talent, don't waste your time!

I saw the DVD case on the shelf. I picked it up. From behind me a voice said, "Don't get that". Then someone else said “Yeah, that sucked”. I’d heard that the movie was a complete bomb but I figured with Lopez and Affleck in it, it ...

Pros: Justin Bartha plays great endearing disabled boy in fashion of Hoffman’s Rain Man (with Tourette’s)
Cons: Everything else: the script, the cameos, the wardrobe, the dialogue, the Bennifer etc.

Ben Affleck, the film's title character, starts the movie by saying, "You see, after all is said and done, the only thing you can really be sure of—the only thing you can really count on in this world—is that you just never... f*cking... know." ...

Pros: Unexplainable and indefinable - Must possess Alien superintelligence to comprehend But You won't Care
Cons: Al Pacino and the Setting

As usual, my review reveals all there is to know. Don't be discouraged though; there isn't really anything to spoil . . . Gigli Having had to brute and elbow my way past the rushing Ben-Lo fans at my local blockbuster to rent one of the TWO ...

Pros: Decent performs by Lopez and Affleck, great supporting actors, nice dialogue
Cons: the plot is too unbelievable for words

There are two things that the new Jennifer Lopez/Ben Affleck flick "Gigli" will be remembered for. F ...

Pros: A matching bookend to "Charlie's Angels -- Full Throttle"
Cons: Does torture qualify?

Woof. Woof. Woof, woof, woof. . . I think the aforementioned five words pretty much sum up the concoction known as Gigli, and it's an insult to the dogs of the world whose language has to be used to describe this oozing mass of ego from Jennifer Lopez and ...

Pros: 3 minutes of a Christopher Walken cameo
Cons: Everything else.

It’s well known that the media frenzy surrounding “Gigli”, starring Hollywood paramours Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck has mostly focused on two things: their strained (and now, long over, thankfully) relationship, and word that their first ...

Pros: Two good scenes, Ben and Jen are good actors
Cons: Script, plot, Walken's useless cameo, movie is unoriginal.

Yes, I rented Gigli. It was claimed up and down that this movie was the worst movie ever, the story sucked, there was no chemistry between Ben and J. Lo, etc. So I decided to see and judge for myself because, as a general rule, I don't listen to critics. ...

Pros: Not terrible, a few chuckles here and there.
Cons: Dialouge, wasted talent, unnecessary plot points and 20 minutes too long.

I, as well as many other people have heard and read that this is one of the worst movies of the year, as well as one of the worst movies made. While it's a huge misfire, I woudn't go as far as to say this is the worst thing I've seen. I'll even say that ...

Pros: Some spirited performances and dialogue.
Cons: Simply does not add up in this final version; original cut was more effective.

In the months leading up to the release of Martin Brest's Gigli, just about the only positive ...