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About gogigantes
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Jeremy Delicino
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gogigantes
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Member Since:
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Dec 28 '99
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Activity Summary
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Reviews Written: 28
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Member Visits: 4,912
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Total Visits: 25,749
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About gogigantes
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Hailing from San Jose, I am fluent in Californian and world famous for my three-page dissertation of the Golden State consisting solely of the word ‘like’, an exhaustive and definitive effort that left historians thinking Gibbons’s work was merely a cursory treatment of some obscure historical empire. As an LA reviewer wrote of my award winning masterpiece, “Like, this is like the best history ever.”
Later, during a brief stint in Italy, I wrote a philosophical treatise on the toiletless public toilets, refuted Darwin’s theory of evolution by the mere sighting of men in spandex, and ate enough pasta to render any carbohydrate-only diet an ill-fated sham. A laconic Italian reviewer summed up my philosophy by offering this verdict, “Merda.” Apparently something was lost in translation.
Now located in New York, I am working on an eight hundred page comprehensive history of the Gotham city consisting of 798 pages of foul gestures and indifferent grunts and two pictures of the Empire State building. Mayor Giuliani has vowed to ban its publication, thereby guaranteeing my appearance in the tabloids and a courtside seat at Madison Square Garden where I can watch an arthritic center who would lose a jump ball to Betty White play his way to Social Security. When Giuliani loses the mayoral seat to Clinton, I will no doubt lose acclaim as a controversial and inflammatory writer, left only to frequent the soon to be re-established dens of iniquity in Times Square and ultimately becoming famous only for having once been famous.
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