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CHRIS JERICHO IS THE MAN OF THE WWF!! GO Y2J!!
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Get the Job Done Right
Oil Change Instructions for Women:
1) Pull up to Jiffy Lube when the mileage reaches 3000 miles since the last oil change.
2) Drink a cup of coffee.
3) 15 minutes later, write a check and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.
Money spent:
Oil Change $20.00
Coffee $ 1.00
Total $21.00.
Oil Change Instructions for Men:
1) Go to auto parts store and write a check for $50.00 for oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree.
2) Discover that the used oil container is full. Instead of taking it back to O'Reilly to recycle, dump in hole in back yard.
3) Open a beer and drink it.
4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.
5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.
6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.
7) Place drain pan under engine.
8) Look for 9/16 box end wrench.
9) Give up and use crescent wrench.
10) Unscrew drain plug.
11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: get hot oil on you in process.
12) Clean up mess.
13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.
14) Look for oil filter wrench.
15) Give up; poke oil filter with screwdriver and twist off.
16) Beer.
17) Buddy shows up; finish case of beer with him. Finish oil change tomorrow.
18) Next day, drag pan full of old oil out from underneath car.
19) Throw kitty litter on oil spilled during step 18.
20) Beer. No, drank it all yesterday.
21) Walk to 7-11; buy beer.
22) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.
23) Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.
24) Remember drain plug from step 11.
25) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.
26) Discover that the used oil is buried in a hole in the back yard, along with drain plug.
27) Drink beer.
28) Uncover hole and sift for drain plug.
29) Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor.
30) Drink beer.
31) Slip with wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame.
32) Bang head on floorboards in reaction to step 31.
33) Begin cussing fit.
34) Throw wrench.
35) Cuss for additional 10 minutes because wrench hit Miss December (1992)in the left boob.
36) Beer.
37) Clean up hands and forehead and bandage as required to stop blood flow.
38) Beer.
39) Beer.
40) Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.
41) Beer.
42) Lower car from jack stands.
43) Accidentally crush one of the jack stands.
44) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during step 23.
45) Beer.
46) Test drive car.
47) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.
48) Car gets impounded.
49) Make bail.
50) Get car from impound yard.
Money spent:
Parts $50.00
DUI $2500.00
Impound fee $75.00
Bail $1500.00
Beer $25.00
Total-- $4150.00
But hey, you know the job was done right!
Hi I am Kim. I am 25 years old, married and mother of a 5 year old. (sometimes I think I have 2 kids!! counting my husband!) I work with my husband at his business. We live in Jackson, Tennessee. (1 hour from Memphis) There have been some famous people from Jackson. Such as Ed "Too Tall" Jones, Cousin Tuney, Carl Perkins and Casey Jones.
I collect porcelain dolls. They are just too pretty not too!! I have about 25 porcelain dolls. I just started collecting almost a year ago. I started writing reviews about them so check them out!! There will be more after Christmas.
I love to watch WWF wrestling. We have to watch it on Monday night Raw is War, Thursday Smackdown, and Sunday night Heat. We also try to buy most of the pay per views. I am a Jericho-holic. I love him so much that my Yorkshire Terrier is named Jericho!! Chris Jericho is by far one of the best wrestlers that I have EEEEE-EVER watched. Those of you who watch know what I am saying! The Hardy Boys are in my top list, also. There are so many wrestlers that I love to watch. I have too many favorites to name. I did the review on Spaghetti Warehouse, While I was talking to the waitress there, I found out that Rob Van Dam RVD had been in there the week before!! Woooo-Hoooo!!
My son is WWF crazy too. He has about 250 wrestling dolls, 2 titantrons, and three wrestling rings. We also have the Stone Cold video and another WWF tape. My son is getting the Break Down the Walls of Jericho video for Christmas, and the Undertaker video. We try to catch all of the pay-per-views. I can't stand to wait until Monday to find out.
I just did my 100th review!! And what better to do it on then my favorite wrestler- Chris Jericho!! Wooo-Hooo! I hope that you enjoy it!!
Check out some of my top reviews. They are TGI Friday's, McDonald's and hopefully Chris Jericho!!
You can also catch me chatting online in MSN Messenger as kimberlylynnd@hotmail. Say hi if you are online!! If not just drop me an email!! Happy writing!!
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